unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG


burtreynoldsmustache:

GET IT

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diannaagr0n:

someone left this picture on the tester camera at target

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i’m

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP


emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

joshpeck:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates)

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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