gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
someone left this picture on the tester camera at target
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.